Friday, November 29, 2024

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Kris Bryant’s Game 7 Cleats Contain Some Very Weird Images

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DePorter to the Chicago Tribune he paid McCrone Associates to use an electron microscope to amplify the soil sample on the bottom of Bryant’s spikes by a factor of 108.

Like the number of years, get it?

When the dirt on the bottom of Bryant’s spikes was amplified at different levels throughout the process, DePorter noticed a few strange images. He claims to see the Cubs ‘C’, the bear head logo, and even Harry Caray himself.

I’ll be dead honest with you all on this one: I don’t see a damn thing. I feel like the guy from “Mallrats” that sits and stares at the 3D image all day and still can’t see the sailboat.

I’ll let you be the judge.

Now I don’t know if some pretty strong shit was being smoked when they looked at this but for the life of me, I cannot see Harry Caray. Sad to say, looking at this image has officially consumed most of my day as well.

I can, however, see the Cubs ‘C’ is the photo below but I don’t know if I’d call this divine intervention.

When asked about these strange images and the idea of divine intervention playing a part in the Cubs historic win, DePorter made his beliefs crystal clear.

“In my mind sports is a religion in Chicago. The pieces of memorabilia that I’ve been acquiring are like the holy relics of that religion. I’m definitely a believer.”

I too, am a believer, but I still can’t see this damn image.

Don’t worry — I’ll keep looking.

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