Aaron Rodgers was on top of the world going into the 2021 playoffs. He was about to win his fourth MVP award. His team was 13-4 and had homefield advantage. They even got to host their nemesis, the San Francisco 49ers, on a frigid night at Lambeau Field. Everything was going their way. Then the 49ers stunned them 13-10, with Rodgers getting sacked five times. It was a devastating defeat and became the beginning of his downfall. Since then, the future Hall of Famer has gone 10-14 as a starter, failed to crack 300 yards passing, and torn his Achilles.
There have been many low points along the way, but the worst may have arrived on Sunday Night Football this past weekend when, during a 37-15 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers, Rodgers was caught on live television eating his own boogers.
Aaron Rodgers’ precious legacy has been forever dented.
Make no mistake. He will still cruise into the Hall of Fame after he retires. However, his status as the greatest quarterback of all time, which he seemed to guard jealously for years, is long gone. He hasn’t looked like that player for three years. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes has already tripled the number of Super Bowls he won. If that weren’t bad enough, Aaron Rodgers’ off-the-field image is stained for many reasons. He’s earned a reputation as a conspiracy theorist, a drug addict, and somebody only interested in his personal gain. Adding booger-eater is the cherry on the gross sundae. He’s Spaulding Smails from Caddyshack if the kid had incredible talent as a football player. Watching Rodgers crash and burn so spectacularly is cathartic for Bears fans.
Fortunately for Rodgers, who has expressed interest in a post-football career in politics, being an insufferable slob plays pretty well in Peoria.
He learned about the health benefits of eating snot during his time studying for his PhD in virology at the University of YouTube.
You and your lucid dreams Sally Shitsalad. More like Mr. Glass. Light on the Mr.
Last time I checked… you were that same little kitty kat playing in her litter box of shit.
Meow, piss covered Azriel 🐈⬛️
@Meta Musil Mucus That was your last chance. I am the All Black Male Lion. You have been privy to my great transformation, similar to that of the Red Dragon. And I have the body and the body art to prove it.
You know, the real problem with getting into a pissing match with someone else is that you both end up soaked in piss. Sure, I get that it’s hard to focus on the Bears when Erik is posting articles about Aaron Rodgers’s snot, but can we try?