Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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Aaron Rodgers Got Absolutely Roasted By The Onion

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Aaron Rodgers will be in the Hall of Fame five years after he retires. That is no longer in question. He cemented it long ago. At this point, he’s playing for money and a chance to win another ring. However, the longer he stays in the league, the more disliked he becomes. Not because of his performance on the field, mind you. It is more for his increasingly erratic actions off the field. People are getting bigger and bigger whiffs of his true personality. Many don’t find it appealing.

One specific trait is his conspiracy theory ideas. Rodgers was outspoken in his belief that COVID-19 vaccines don’t work. That is one of the reasons he opted for alternative treatments that weren’t recognized by the league as valid. Rodgers took that as a personal affront, and his hard feelings came out again back in January when he expressed doubt over the 2020 presidential election results. He’s gotten plenty of public backlash for such things. Yet nobody may have summed it up better than The Onion.

“Downplaying his team’s 23-7 week-one loss to the Minnesota Vikings, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers told reporters Friday the rough start to the season was just part of the normal ups and downs of a massive global conspiracy. “Look, things didn’t break our way last Sunday, but that’s the reality when you’re living in the inescapable grasp of a shadowy cabal of entrenched elites who decide everything before it happens and control our movements,” said Rodgers, who attributed his own lackluster performance—throwing no touchdowns and one interception—to the regular difficulties of getting adjusted to a new season in a world where a surveillance system run by malevolent rogue actors is constantly working to interfere with your psychological grip on reality and leave you unable to process anything but fear.”

Aaron Rodgers didn’t actually say those things.

However, it isn’t too difficult to believe he would. That is how far out there he’s drifted over the years. Maybe he was always this way. Rodgers always felt like a unique guy. His personality didn’t jive with the usual elite quarterbacks at the top of the NFL. He couldn’t have been more different from the fun-loving, outspoken Brett Favre. Nobody can ever deny the talent. The personality feels like one that will vanish into the wilderness after his career finally ends.

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Maybe the Chicago Bears can help speed that along. Aaron Rodgers is coming off one of his worst regular season performances in a long time last week. Everybody expects him to bounce back on Sunday night against a team he’s dominated his entire career. It would be funny to hear what the reactions might be if he ends up losing. There were already rumblings that Rodgers is closer to retirement than people think. Maybe a humbling defeat on national TV might nudge him in that direction.

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Ken S
Ken S
Sep 18, 2022 5:13 pm

He’s not “fun-loving” like Brett Favre, you know the guy who sexually harassed a sideline reporter and is currently being investigated for taking millions of dollars from a charity that was supposed to help people in his home state. You know, “fun loving”

Paul
Sep 18, 2022 1:50 pm

Rodgers wasn’t wrong, the vaccines didn’t stop the spread and they didn’t prevent people from getting sick. He made a choice not to take them when his survival rate was 99.9%, but the rate of having a bad reaction to vaccine was a lot higher. I’m not an Aaron Rodgers fan but at least he stood up for what he believed in and didn’t cave to media and fan pressure to make a decision he didn’t believe in. I can’t fault him for that. I also come to Sportsmockery for sporting news, not political theatre, that’s why I no longer… Read more »

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Brfan
Brfan
Sep 18, 2022 1:33 pm

All these goofs saying the vaccine doesn’t work and that they too believe the election results were fake are a bunch of morons. Getting the vaccine helps those who do get covid have a mild case. Instead, we see how many of those who don’t get vaccinated have very severe cases. Also, those same deniers often have lingering issues from the disease. When will the right stop listening to fox and meatheads like joe Rogan.

Tom Croce
Tom Croce
Sep 18, 2022 9:17 am

Rogers may be a little wierd, but, it’s certainly not because he didn’t want to be vaxed or thinks there may have been problems with the election. There is significant evidence supporting BOTH ideas. As with actors, I really don’t care to be advised of athlete’s personal or political beliefs. Like many I would like to put that shit aside for a few hours to be entertained. Both athletes and actors, and in your case, sports writers/commentators (also see Keith Olbermann et al) are much less effective at helping us escape when they foist their opinions on us. My advice… Read more »

BigSherm
BigSherm
Sep 18, 2022 7:28 am

Die hard Bears fan 4 LIFE here. I can’t stand Rodgers. Here’s the but. The vaccines don’t work for shiz, and Lambert, pull your head out of your arse and watch 2,000 mules. Your Chicago politics made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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