Saturday, December 21, 2024

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Robert Dean

Robert Dean is a journalist, raconteur, and enlightened dumbass. His work has been featured in places like MIC, Eater, Fatherly, Yahoo, Austin American-Statesman, Consequence of Sound, Ozy, USA Today, to name a few. He’s appeared on CNN and NPR. He also serves as features writer for Hussy Magazine, Culture Clash, Pepper Magazine, and is editor in chief for Big Laugh Comedy, Texas’ premier comedy production company. He lives in Austin and loves ice cream and koalas.

Pass Me A Beer: This MLB Offseason Has Been Exhausting

This offseason has been exhausting for baseball fans. It's high time everyone who's unemployed stopped playing cat and mouse and slip on their new uniforms and get to work.

Free Agency Deadline: A Must

As we’ve talked about ad nauseum, this season’s free agency period is a total clusterfuck. There are...

Local Man Ready To Tell Everyone He’s Not Going To Watch The Sportsball Match

Local man excited to tell everyone online how much he doesn’t care about football.

Dear Bryce, Be a F*#king Hero

Byrce Harper would be more appreciated in Chicago than other cities. There are plenty of reasons why Harper should choose Chi-town over NY or LA.

Just Accept It: The Bryce Harper Thing is Going To Drive You Insane

This Bryce Harper thing is stressful, so someone, please pass the Rolaids because it’s going to be a long few days till the manager’s meetings are over out in Vegas.

The South Side Of Chicago Will Never Forget The Legacy Of The Hawk

Is Hawk Harrelson one of most underrated announcers in Major League Baseball or was he an unbearable homer? Ask a White Sox fan, they’ll tell you he was one of us.

The Real Sox Fans Need Some Arm Room

Uh, hey this is Jerry Zabinksi writing while on break over at the job site. I'm no...

Why Cubs–White Sox Is The Best Rivalry In Baseball

We’re now closer than ever to a Red Line World Series. The ultimate showdown of Chicago’s bare-knuckled, shirts off, screaming at the sky fandom.