Wednesday, January 29, 2025

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Matthew Milakovich

Flew with the Ducks of Oregon and ran to the desert where I caught a ride on the airwaves. Those winds carried me back home to the city that owns them-- just to talk about Da Bulls with you fools.
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Chance The Rapper Covers Hockey For SNL With As Much Knowledge As Lazlow Jones From GTA

Ya'll remember Lazlow Jones? The crude, obnoxious, sometimes "laugh with you," but more often "laugh at you"...
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Lauri Says “Bless Up!” With This Hallelujah Slam

The Bulls are really fucking bad. https://twitter.com/Eastman5/status/930989774818758656 The majority of their players wouldn't make an NBA roster. Don't believe...
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After Endorsing The Bulls’ Response To His Jaw Being Cremated, Nikola Mirotic Probably Won’t Be Answering Adam Silver’s Texts Either

I know everyone is tired of hearing about this. Believe me, I am too, so I'll keep...
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Milwaukee Bucks Are More Ice Cold Than Andre 3000 For Trolling The Bulls Like This

Apparently the Milwaukee Bucks don't think as highly of early rookie of the year candidate Lauri Markannen...
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Watch Jimmy Butler Tell Us Why He Was Really Traded And Fall Out Of A Canoe

Ever wondered what it would be like to see Jimmy Butler dressed as a Minnesotan for Halloween?...
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Bobby Portis Showed He’s Far From Extinct Against The Dinosaurs Up North

Bobby Portis still hasn't spoken to Nikola Mirotic and perhaps it should stay that way. Seeing action for...
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David Nwaba Sidelined 2-4 Weeks

Depending on what your opinions are regarding how the Bulls should handle this season, there's both good...
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Hold the Press: The Bulls Are Really Running And Jumping And Doing Cool Things

Like Sammy L.J. said in Jurassic Park, “hold on to ya butts…” The Bulls are on a little roll,...
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