Brian Foran, Author at Sports Mockery

Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

Boy, Did The Blackhawks Really Hang Corey Crawford Out To Dry These Past Nine Months

God’s honest truth, had there not been two, reeking-of-shit junkies passed out where I was currently standing...

Brian Foran - Sep 14, 2018

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Chicago Bears News & Rumors

Bears To Sign Top Free Agent Wideout

It appears Mitch Trubisky has his number one target for 2018. According to NFL insider Adam Schefter,...

Brian Foran - Mar 13, 2018

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

A Comprehensive List Of Players The Blackhawks Might Trade In The Coming Week

There's an overwhelming abundance of things I despise about this horrible, terrible, deplorable, dirty, rotten, no-good, put-you-to-sleep-quicker-than-Nyquil...

Brian Foran - Feb 17, 2018

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

Jeff Glass Never Stood A Chance With These Awful Blackhawks

Earlier today the Chicago Blackhawks placed goaltender Jeff Glass on waivers, meaning the netminder is likely to...

Brian Foran - Feb 14, 2018

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

We Asked “How Would You Fix The Blackhawks?” Here’s Your Responses

Having dropped 4 of their past 5 contests and now trailing the Colorado Avalanche by 7 points...

Brian Foran - Jan 23, 2018

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

Richard Panik Trade A Home Run, Regardless If Duclair Produces

Stan Bowman can be described as many things: Cunning, clever, ambitious, ruthless; Hell, even sometimes needlessly reckless....

Brian Foran - Jan 12, 2018

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

Trading Jonathan Toews Is As Illogical As It Would Be Impossible

Like the mythical Phoenix, I hath risen from the ashes of self-imposed exile to once again calm...

Brian Foran - Dec 4, 2017

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Chicago Blackhawks News & Rumors

Let’s Over-Analyze Some Of The Blackhawks Free Agent Options

The responsible thing for me to do right now is to lead this off with a friendly...

Brian Foran - Jun 30, 2017

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