Thursday, March 28, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Cubs Officially Sign Cody Bellinger

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Cody Bellinger is back with the Cubs. LET'S GOOOOOO! What...

Ranking Cubs Pitchers Competing for Fifth Starter Job

Barring a spring training signing of maybe Jordan Montgomery, the Chicago Cubs have a group of four...

Cubs Giving Indy Ball Pitcher a Shot

For a second here, let's put the Cody Bellinger free agent pursuit on hold and discuss what...

Cubs Finally Sign Left-Handed Hitter They’ve Been Obsessed With

For some reason Jed Hoyer and this current Cubs front office really loves left-handed hitter Dominic Smith...

A Brief Moment of Panic After Cubs Sign Free Agent Outfielder

This should be pretty obvious, but I won't lie, when I first saw Robert Murray report that...

Sean Evans Breaks Up with Porn Star Girlfriend Melissa Stratton on Valentine’s Day

Host of "Hot Ones" and die-hard Chicago sports fan Sean Evans has reportedly broken up with pornstar...

This Story About Cubs Free Agent Target Jordan Montgomery and Scott Boras is Outrageous

Jordan Montgomery has been a Chicago Cubs free agent target and if you believe the following story...

Dansby Swanson Leading Revolution Against Hideous New MLB Uniforms

I know that in general everyone hates change, so when there's something new a lot of people...