Friday, March 29, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Cubs Win Most Improbable Game Of The Season On A Jason Heyward Grand Slam!

OK, this was fucking nuts, Jason Heyward with a walk-off grand slam WHAT?!?!?! A whole bunch of improbable...

VIDEO: Kris Bryant With One Of The Most Unique Stolen Bases Ever

The Philadelphia Phillies have been criticized for their extreme shifts and even Jake Arrieta has called his...

Looks Like Addison Russell Might Be Going On The DL

Addison Russell left during Sunday's 2-0 win for the Chicago Cubs over the New York Mets with...

REPORT: Bulls Will Be A Factor In Free Agency

The toughest part about watching your favorite team rebuild is being patient and trusting things will get...

Joe Maddon Thought Kyle Hendricks Got Hurt Last Night

The Chicago Cubs lost 6-1 against the Philadelphia Phillies, who had just been swept by the San...

VIDEO: Fan At Padres Game Catches Foul Ball With Beer, Chugs Beer

I haven't been to hundreds of baseball games, but still the closest I've ever been to catching...

VIDEO: Javier Baez Is Amazing: Part 1,249

OK, maybe Javier Baez hasn't made 1,249 amazing plays with the Chicago Cubs but you get the...

VIDEO: Jake Arrieta’s Heartfelt Message To Cubs Fans

In a perfect world Jake Arrieta would still be in the starting rotation for the Chicago Cubs,...