Thursday, November 21, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Rockies Fans Make Fun of Kris Bryant After His $300k Car Was Reportedly Stolen

I get being pissed off that your big free-agent player hasn't been on the field, but Rockies...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Cubs Hire Special Pitching Assistant to Organization

The Chicago Cubs have hired special assistant Tyler Zombro, adding him to the organization as an additional...
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Chicago White Sox News & Rumors

Chris Sale’s Retelling of His Jersey-Cutting Story is Must Watch

First of all, my apologies to Chris Sale for that Edward Scissorhands photoshop from eight years ago...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Cubs Linked to 2x World Series Champ in Free Agency

I guess what made this free agent rumor, report or whatever you want to characterize it as...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Unbelievably Bad Cubs Trade Proposal Surfaces Out of New York

ESPN's Jeff Passan recently named Nico Hoerner and Cody Bellinger as potential trade candidates this offseason, so...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Matt Shaw and Ex-Cubs Pitcher Lead Team USA to Super Round

Let's take a quick second to feel some joy following what's been a shit-show for the Bears...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Shōta Imanaga Brings Down the House After All-MLB Team Honor

Chicago Cubs lefty Shōta Imanaga was named to his first All-MLB team Thursday night, earning second-team honors...
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Scouts Raving About Cubs Prospect Who Won Arizona Fall League Award

While catcher Moises Ballesteros was the big-name prospect representing the Cubs in the Arizona Fall League this...
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