Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

The Chicago Cubs are still trying to get to above .500, but since the 4th of July...

Aldo Soto - Aug 8, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Absolutely heartbreaking for Cubs pitcher Adbert Alzolay, who will miss a significant amount of time as the...

Aldo Soto - Aug 7, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

This is my most meatball-y, dumbass, superstition about the Cubs and yes I'm talking about Joe Girardi...

Aldo Soto - Aug 6, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

The Cubs had a 4-1 lead to begin the eighth inning during Saturday's game against the Cardinals...

Aldo Soto - Aug 3, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

This fucking blows. Adbert Alzolay is going to have some sort of surgery on his arm and...

Aldo Soto - Aug 2, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

A lot of fans were left wondering why Mike Tauchman was still on the team following the...

Aldo Soto - Aug 2, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Chicago Cubs prospect Ezequiel Pagan was taken off in an ambulance back in June, but after missing...

Aldo Soto - Aug 1, 2024

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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

I had my hopes up following that last road trip heading into the All-Star break, but fuck,...

Aldo Soto - Aug 1, 2024

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