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Aldo Soto

Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time. A lead writer at Sports Mockery.

Cubs And White Sox Could Be In Same Division When 2020 MLB Season Begins

All righty, so this is what, proposal number 4 that's been leaked to the media?...

Which Cubs Prospect Put His Penis In Coffee And Then Drank It?

In case you didn't know, Ian Happ, Nico Hoerner, Dakota Mekkes and Zack Short all...

New Plan For 2020 MLB Season Could Screw The White Sox

The White Sox finally spent money on good free agents and were primed to smash...

MLB Releases Statement On Latest Report Claiming Plan To Return In May

Well, that didn't take long. Late Monday night ESPN's Jeff Passan...

REPORT: MLB Working On Plan To Start Back Up In May

Absolutely no clue if this can realistically happen, but according to ESPN's Jeff Passan, MLB...

Baseball Community Mourns The Death Of Ed Farmer

Longtime White Sox broadcaster and former MLB pitcher Ed Farmer passed away Wednesday night at...

REPORT: MLB Planning On 100-Game Season Beginning July 1

Nothing is guaranteed, but it is great to know that MLB is planning a 2020...

MLB Officially Cancels Cubs Series In London, It Could Actually Be Good News?

All right, so this is as positive as I'm going to be about sports coming...