All right, let’s be real, maybe you don’t 100% believe that the Chicago Bears are back, but at the same time, the Bears are back! OK, for a second let’s pretend that Mitch Trubisky is the answer, the defense hasn’t actually given up and Matt Nagy isn’t going to mess things up. The Bears are 6-7 following their blowout win against the Houston Texans last week and now they’re playing the Vikings, who aren’t that good either. Two more wins could clinch a playoff spot and even though you hate Ryan Pace you’d also like to see the Bears in the postseason. So yeah, you’re betting on Bears vs. Vikings, but do it with William Hill Sportsbook because you’re guaranteed not to lose.

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Bears vs. Vikings Point Spread

The Minnesota Vikings are favored by three points at home against the Bears. Both teams are 6-7 and can sneak into the playoffs because of that seventh postseason spot and a terrible bottom half of the NFC. Minnesota beat Chicago 19-13 back in November, but now Mitch Trubisky is going up against the Vikings defense.

Speaking of the Vikings defense, they’re ranked in the bottom-10 in the NFL, giving up 256.6 passing yards per game. The running defense isn’t good either, ranked 14th worst in the NFL, as teams have rushed for nearly 120 yards per game against the Vikings. I’m basically saying that Mitch should be able to move the ball against Minnesota and as far as the Bears keep feeding David Montgomery, then they should very much be in this game.

Plus, Dan Bailey is a train wreck right now. Last week he missed three field goals and an extra point against the Buccaneers. Overall, Bailey is only 12-for-18 in his field goal attempts and he’s missed four extra points this season. We know how terrifying it is to have a horrible kicker, so it’s going to be nice to be on the other side against the Vikings. You also kind of figure that Mike Zimmer might be forced into some poor decisions just because he might not trust his kicker.

Give me the Bears. I am ready to be broken again.

Pick: Bears +3

Bears vs. Vikings Point Total

I’m ready to jump back in on the Bears. Mitch keeps it rolling. Calling a Kirk Cousins pick-6. The over/under for this game is at 47. I’ll even give you a score, 28-21 Bears.

Pick: OVER 47