Friday, April 19, 2024

Buy Yourself the Most Beautiful Holiday Disaster to Ever Grace an Article of Clothing

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Dennis Rodman is amazing. Just look at this people. Feast your eyes on what is the most beautiful yet disturbing thing you may ever wear courtesy of the Worm.

Just look at those eyes. So content, yet so dead inside. It’s a microcosm of how everyone feels at the holiday dinner table.

Those codes are more valuable than Bitcoin. Someone come erase Rageon.com from my memory so I don’t spend my entire paycheck, please. These clothing items are just simply delightful.

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For God’s sake they even have a onesie!

Dennis Rodman Christmas Onesie

Jingle all the way Sports Mockerians!

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