The New Sports Guru Chicago Cubs Catcher, Welington Castillo, Roshambo’d (GIF) Damien Greenwell April 1, 2014 Mockery 2 Comments "Chicago's First Interactive Message Board For Fans"Prev postNext post For those of you who don’t know what roshambo means, you’re about to find out and it’s not a pretty sight. Early in the season opener versus the Pittsburgh Pirates, James Russell threw a fastball low in the strike zone and Pirates free-swinger Pedro Alvarez only got a teeny-tiny piece of the ball. Enough for it to glance off the bat and travel farther down past the Cubs’ catcher Welington Castillo‘s glove. The effect this had on the catcher Castillo was painful, it also probably caused nausea, sweating and his voice to crack. See for yourself. *Note: James Russell throws his fastball at about 86 MPH regularly* WARNING: What you are about to see may cause nausea, sympathy pain or vomiting. Viewer discretion is advised. Thank goodness for cups right? No wonder the guy went 0-2 with two strikeouts. And to cap it off, the team lost in extra innings. How about one more time, in slow motion… Shortly thereafter, the sickness and that feeling that you want to cry sets in… ———– GIFS: Fansided; The Big Lead; SBNation Prev postNext post Note: This website contains an assortment of articles written by Chicago fans with their own opinion, each reflecting their own point of view. For this reason, you may see conflicting reactions. Sports Mockery is the combined collection of all these publications for your enjoyment. 2 Responses Chad Bartusek April 1, 2014 Looks like that is actually James Russell pitching. Log in to Reply Bobby Sawin April 1, 2014 don’t let the hair fool ya Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.