Friday, April 19, 2024

Articles by

Robert Dean

Robert Dean is a journalist, raconteur, and enlightened dumbass. His work has been featured in places like MIC, Eater, Fatherly, Yahoo, Austin American-Statesman, Consequence of Sound, Ozy, USA Today, to name a few. He’s appeared on CNN and NPR. He also serves as features writer for Hussy Magazine, Culture Clash, Pepper Magazine, and is editor in chief for Big Laugh Comedy, Texas’ premier comedy production company. He lives in Austin and loves ice cream and koalas.

The Bases Are Loaded On My Apathy For The 2023 White Sox

I have a White Sox tattoo. I have five jerseys. I used to hit at least 20+...

The Front Office Sleeps With The Fishes: No New White Sox

And on August 2nd, 2022, the White Sox faithful let out another long moan. Another season in...

“He’s Making The Call To The Arm Barn” – Please Just Stop With This Nonsense

Did you know that there are 50 square miles in Yellowstone National Park between the Idaho and...

So Long White Sox & Thanks for the Season

The ride on the south side is officially over. It wasn’t without drama or excitement, but the...

Can We All Agree We Want Those 1919 Throwbacks On Sundays?

Can we all agree that the old-school 1919 throwbacks should stay? And can we sunset the 1980's...

MLB’s Suck Ass Blackout Rules Gotta Go

I live in Austin, Texas. I'm from Chicago. I am also a die-hard White Sox fan. There...

Shame On The White Sox: Loretta’s Lounge Is Now La Russa’s Lounge And That’s Just Gross

Today, the kids like to use the word "cringe" in totality as a flavor for their ultimate...

The Small Growing Pains Of A Potentially Championship Caliber White Sox Team

OK, so the Yankees series didn't go as planned. It was fun to imagine that the White...