Thursday, April 25, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

White Sox Free Agent Target Adam Ottavino Signing With Yankees

The White Sox have been linked to right-handed reliever Adam Ottavino this offseason, but he's heading to the...

REPORT: Theo Epstein Didn’t Want To Fire Chili Davis, Caved Because Of Bryant And Rizzo

To start off, this is definitely coming from Chili Davis, his agent or the Mets because can...

Tom Ricketts Is Basically Calling Theo Epstein A Liar

You know all that goodwill Cubs ownership has built up since buying the team? Well, it's completely...

Holy Shit, Manny Machado’s Agent Just Called Out Buster Olney And Bob Nightengale

Oh baby, this is getting even juicer! Buster Olney made headlines today, reporting that the White Sox...

No One Has A Damn Clue What Is Going On With Manny Machado And The White Sox

The White Sox have a seat at the table for Manny Machado. That's all we really know...

The Ian Clarkin Era With The Cubs Is Back On!

It's been an interesting winter for left-handed pitcher Ian Clarkin. He's been in the White Sox farm...

The Ricketts Will Not Have A Fan Session At Cubs Convention, Fucking Cowards

Cubs fans are pretty pissed off about the lack of movement this offseason. For one, the team...

The White Sox Are Offering Manny Machado Jason Heyward Type Money

The league is making more money than it ever has before and if this report is true,...