Friday, April 19, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

I Regret To Inform Cubs Fans That Tyler Chatwood Is Actually Still Bad

Guys, I just wanted to believe. New year, new tweak to the deliver, new Tyler Chatwood. Guess...

Damnit! Pedro Strop Is Dealing With A Hamstring Injury

The Cubs need to stop fucking around and sign Craig Kimbrel already. Brandon Morrow is out for at...

Is Kris Bryant A Bad Friend For Skipping Anthony Rizzo’s Bachelor Party?

The Cubs re-launched their YouTube channel on Monday, unveiling a few hours of new video content. My...

Racist Chicago Bears Fan Account Harasses Adrian Amos After He Signs With Packers

This is disgusting behavior. A Chicago Bears fan account on Instagram by the name of 247.bears harassed...

Unless Joe Maddon Pulls Off A Major Surprise, Here’s The Cubs Leadoff Hitter On Opening Day

Opening Day is a little more than two weeks away, with Jon Lester scheduled to make the...

Anthony Rizzo Spills The Beans On Contract Talks With Cubs

The first major move by the current Cubs front office was trading for Anthony Rizzo. At the...

White Sox Claim Left-Handed Pitcher Off Waivers

The White Sox added some depth to their left-handed pitching, claiming 30-year-old Josh Osich off waivers from...

The Nico Hoerner Hype Train Isn’t Slowing Down

Nico Hoerner made his first spring training start with the Cubs last week and he went 3-for-3,...