Friday, March 29, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

White Sox Release Outfielder And Sign A Shortstop

We're still waiting for the big news of Eloy Jimenez's contract, but the White Sox did make...

The Dream Of A White Sox Reunion With Chris Sale Is Dead

The White Sox started their rebuild with a huge blockbuster trade in the winter of 2016, dealing...

More HRs, Schwarber Or Jimenez? And More Fun Cubs/White Sox Prop Bets For 2019

The Eloy Jimenez record-setting deal with the White Sox hasn't been officially announced yet, but we all...

The Cardinals Are Signing Paul Goldschmidt To A 5-Year Extension

The Cardinals traded for star first baseman Paul Goldschmidt early in the offseason and now a week...

Brandon Morrow Passes Another Test, Carl Edwards Jr. Hits Player On Purpose And More Cubs Updates

The end of that New Mexico State vs. Auburn game was absolutely terrible basketball and I'm not...

VIDEO: Bobby Portis Smacks The Sh*t Out Of Lauri Markkanen’s Face Not Once But Twice!

All right, so maybe the first smack to Lauri Markkanen's face wasn't intentional by his ex-Bulls teammate Bobby...

VIDEO: Mount Carmel’s Alek Thomas Hits HR In Front Of His Dad Who Works For The White Sox

The Arizona Diamondbacks picked Alek Thomas out of Mount Carmel High School in the second round of the...

Eloy Jimenez Sets New Contract Record With White Sox

You can criticize the White Sox all you want about their failed pursuits of premier free agents,...