Wednesday, April 24, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

It’s Here, The Weirdest Cubs Lineup Of 2019

Kris Bryant isn't starting. Jason Heyward isn't starting. Victor Caratini and Willson Contreras are both in the...

Theo Epstein Announces That Robel Garcia Is Getting Called Up

During a radio segment on 670 The Score Wednesday afternoon, Theo Epstein announced that the Cubs are...

Hendricks Is Back And The Cubs Finally Made A Big Move…Wait, Actually No They Didn’t

Kyle Hendricks has officially been activated from the injured list and will make Tuesday night's start against...

Daniel Descalso Becomes Even More Annoying To Cubs Fans

Since May 1, Daniel Descalso has a total of nine hits. He's hitting .186 this season, only...

Did Another Cubs Player Just Pull A Tommy La Stella?

Back in 2016, the Cubs actually had a lot of roster depth and because they had several...

One Request For Javier Báez If He Ends Up In The 2019 Home Run Derby

Javy, I know you're reading this, and if you decide to participate in the home run derby...

Reds Announcer Thom Brennaman Feels Sorry For Addison Russell

During Sunday's series finale in Cincinnati, Reds announcer Thom Brennaman brought up Addison Russell and started to...

Pedro Strop Calls Yasiel Puig Stupid After Benches-Clearing Incident

In the eighth inning of Saturday's 6-0 win by the Cubs over the Reds, Pedro Strop hit...