Thursday, March 28, 2024

Articles by

Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Pretty Much Rule Out This Former Cubs Catcher As Joe Maddon’s Replacement…David Ross On The Other Hand

We all laughed at Bob Nightengale's story from last year, when late in the season he reported...

What A Shame, It Seems Like Addison Russell Has Lost Starting Job At SS

After Javier Báez went down with a thumb injury that was eventually determined to be a hairline...

Will The Bears Offense Score More Against The Broncos Than The Cubs Did Today?

The Cubs scored a season-high 17 runs against the Pirates on Friday and this isn't even trolling...

Willson Contreras Becomes First Player To Hit Multi-450+ Foot HRs In Same Game This Season

The wind is blowing out at Wrigley Field today, but I don't think Willson Contreras needed much...

WATCH: Anthony Rizzo Just Obliterated This Baseball For A GRAND SLAM!

I mean, RIP baseball. https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1172625504400228352 That's Rizzo's fifth career grand slam and the 10th one hit by the Cubs...

David Bote And Willson Contreras Make A Great Play To Cut Down Runner At Home

David Bote did a great job just getting to this ball hit by Adam Frazier and then...

Nico Hoerner Homers On First Pitch He Sees At Wrigley Field!

The Cubs were down 4-0 after the top of the first inning. The Cubs are now up 5-4...

Albert Almora Jr. Sucks At Everything Now And Jon Lester Looks Done

Can't hit, can't run and we've seen signs of it all year, but now Albert Almora Jr....