Friday, March 29, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Next Cubs Manager Might Already Be On Joe Maddon’s Bench

Every indication points to the Cubs moving on from manager Joe Maddon following the 2019 season and...

What A Spectacular Meltdown By The Cubs, One For The Record Books

The real sick thing about this whole thing is that as a Cubs fan you can go...

RIP To The 2019 Chicago Cubs

https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1175536282585436171 Go Cubs.

WATCH: Eloy Jimenez With Another Grand Slam!

Does it matter that it's against the Tigers? No. Eloy Jimenez has been on fire in September,...

Phil Rogers, An Idiot, With The Worst Cubs Take Of All Time

I mean, what the fuck? https://twitter.com/philgrogers/status/1175176212672581632 Phil Rogers is a dumbass. Oh, how could the Cubs ever survive without...

Cubs Continue To Collapse In 2019

Alec Mills pitched 4.1 innings of scoreless baseball and even though Joe Maddon used Kyle Ryan, one...

Cubs Nico Hoerner Is Now A Top-50 Prospect

The Cubs still only have two top-100 prospects according to MLB Pipeline, but maybe things change after...

Cubs Bullpen Gets Reliever Back From Injury

The Cubs are getting right-handed reliever Brandon Kintzler back in their bullpen after missing 10 days with...