Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts greeted trick-or-treaters on Halloween Tuesday night and damnit, he owes everyone some answers.
First the photo:
My buddy is neighbors with the Ricketts family. Screw candy, take a baseball.
All right, the questions we need answers to.
- You’re the owner of the Cubs, why are you handing out fun-sized candy bars?
- You have a dutch door, why are you handing out fun-sized candy bars?
- Do you have a dutch door because you don’t want a dog running out, or do you enjoy answering the door without needing to have pants on?
- Are the baseballs signed?
- Are those baseballs also juiced?
- Are you trying to get rid of evidence of juiced baseballs?
- Are you saving money on Halloween candy to sign Bryce Harper?
OK, that concludes the questioning of Tom Ricketts.
h/t: Reddit
