Monday, April 15, 2024

Lauri Says “Bless Up!” With This Hallelujah Slam

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The Bulls are really fucking bad.

The majority of their players wouldn’t make an NBA roster. Don’t believe me? Watch one game…

When you do, you will come to the sobering realization that whilst watching one of these clusterfucks you will inevitably find yourself waiting to witness a Hallelujah! moment.

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hal·le·lu·jah
ˌhaləˈlo͞oyə/
exclamation
  1. God be praised (uttered in worship or as an expression of rejoicing).
    “He is risen! Alleluia!”

And OH THANKS BE GOD, Lauri Markkanen provided us with one tonight when there was quite literally absolutely nothing else to be excited about.

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