Drunk Chicago Bears Fan Smacks Face On Street Pole

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Remember when “Walter Payton” raced that random Bears fan outside of a bar last season and smacked his face off a pole? Ok, it wasn’t really Sweetness, but this drunken fool thought he was sweet until his fun footrace turned into utter embarrassment. Based on his coordination and balance, he gets a negative mark in the agility category but a +1 in pain tolerance.

Check out the race.

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Chicago Bears Foot Race

It was obvious he chose the wrong shoes to race in that day, Go Bears. #TBT


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