List of Athlete Eskimo Brothers

List of Athlete Eskimo Brothers



Eskimo brothers, a term brought to the masses by the cast and crew of FXX’s “The League”, are very commonly found in your neighborhood. Somehow, it is also extremely common in the wide world of sports. Some are more well known than others. Some are just rumors, like Horace Grant bedding Juanita before Michael Jordan married her. Let’s take a look at some of the athlete eskimo brothers, and the slam pieces that wrap this gift with a neat little bow.

JUSTIN VERLANDER & BLAKE GRIFFIN

Eskimo Brothers

Justin Verlander may be dating model Kate Upton, but before he got to her, Blake Griffin courted (sorry, everyone) Upton last summer. I am extremely jealous of this particular set of eskimo brothers.

 

ALEX RODRIGUEZ & DENNIS RODMAN

eskimo brothers

A-Rod and the Worm probably have SEVERAL female lovers in common, but one that they both know about and acknowledge is Madonna.

 

TIGER WOODS & DEREK JETER

eskimo brothers

Tiger Tiger Woods Y’all. Derek Jeter handed off a gift basket to Uchitel before Tiger ruined his image by having an affair with her.

 

DESEAN JACKSON & KYRIE IRVING

eskimo brothers

Jackson and Irving appear to have shared Brazilian supermodel Natalia Garibotto, at separate times I hope. This doesn’t shock me, as Jackson is now with ANOTHER model, Chantel Jefferies. Life is unfair.

 

CRISTIANO RONALDO & ANDY RODDICK 

eskimo brothers

Andy Roddick might not win majors often, but he wins major bragging rights (sorry again) for getting with Paris Hilton. She may not have all the qualities of a bae, but does it really matter? Ronaldo dated Hilton in 2009, but SHE dumped HIM for being a sissy. I quit.

 

TACO & VERNON DAVIS

Vernon Davis

Because, of course.

 

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